"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
Oh my God.
Joffrey: We finish each other’s—
Joffrey: YOU IGNORANT PEASANT, HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SONG! I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BLOODY HEAD!
Disney’s Game of Thrones…please do not let that happen…all the incestuous sex…*shudder*
(sorry DC fans, but it was too good of a set up)
This is comedy gold.
Okay, the only thing I’ll say in defense of DC here is that OF COURSE Watchmen isn’t a part of their cinematic universe. It’s a stand-alone story (I KNOW ABOUT THE PREQUELS - THEY DON’T COUNT) unconnected to the DC Universe.
Also, James Gunn, the writer/director of “Guardians of the Galaxy” openly stated that “Guardians” has very little connection with the Avengers storyline.
Asked by marinermo
I kind of feel like you need to go through the bad to appreciate the good, but honestly episode 1 will have ramifications down the line, so while it’s not very good, it has good moments and sets up a lot.
-The Naked Now (AKA the crew gets drunk from a virus and everyone is embarrassed. Only important info is Data and Yar are… intimate).
-Code of Honor (AKA the planet of black people and even the director was fired for being a racist craphead)
-Haven (AKA the planet where “gender roles are reversed and everything is embarrassing”)
-The Child (AKA the one where Counselor Troi is raped by an alien ball of light so it can give birth to itself. Only slightly less embarrassing than Avengers #200 because there is no incestual subtext or actual sex). Only important information is that this is the start of season 2, where Dr. Crusher is replaced by Dr. Pulaski for the season.
-The Outrageous Okona (AKA Annoying guy comes onboard who thinks he’s Han Solo but really he’s just irritating and reenacts Romeo and Juliet for some stupid reason. Bonus: Data tries to learn humor from Joe Piscopo)
-The Royale (AKA the story where a plot point centers on a badly-written book… in a script that is very badly written)
-Samaritan Snare (AKA the Enterprise crew are fooled by morons)
-Shades of Grey (AKA the clip show)
Skippable, but should probably skip through the episode itself for the good bits:
-The Last Outpost. Introduces the Ferengi, who you will likely hate, but has some interesting ideas here and there.
-Angel One. Some people like her, some people hate her - really comes down to personal preference, but it introduces Lwaxana Troi - Deanna Troi’s mother, who will reppear throughout the series.
-The Battle. Backstory for Picard, but has Ferengi antics.
-The Neutral Zone. Skip the crap with the frozen humans and just watch the stuff about the Romulans.
-The Arsenal of Freedom. Good sci-fi action (well, for TV at the time) and light character stuff. Very enjoyable.
-Skin of Evil. Important plot stuff. Some people think the villain is goofy, but I rather like it. Feels reminiscent of TOS in a good way.
-The Measure of a Man. Very good episode about Data’s rights - is he property or a person?
-Q Who. Introduces the Borg.
Everything else is negotiable. Some are good, some are… questionable, but otherwise watchable.